ON
THE AIR
'Season on the Brink' fouls out of movie game'
"Season
on the Brink" could have been subtitled "The Edge of
Knight" as ESPN's first motion picture portrays former Indiana
coach Bobby Knight as a cross between John Wooden and Ike Turner.
By
LAURA NACHMAN
Courier Times
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"Season
on the Brink" could have been subtitled "The Edge of
Knight" as ESPN's first motion picture portrays former Indiana
coach Bobby Knight as a cross between John Wooden and Ike Turner.
Throughout the movie, Knight abuses college professors, the press, the
players, referees, and, of course, chairs, but since he won lots of
games, that made it OK. While watching the movie one was left to wonder
if the "I" on the Indiana uniforms stood for "idiot"
as it was difficult to imagine why anyone would play for this bully. The
movie takes us through the 1985-86 season - all punctuated by
four-letter word tirades by Knight played by Brian Dennehy. The actors
who portray players Steve Alford, Delray Brooks, Daryl Thomas, Ricky
Calloway and the others are unknowns, whose best acting is on the court.
They do their own basketball sequences, with real announcers such as
Harry Kalas and Brent Musburger recruited to call the games. Midway
through the movie, it gets stuck in a practice, game, practice rut
leaving one to wonder if every game will be re-enacted, but thankfully
most of the season gets summarized. To make Knight seem like he isn't
completely the devil with a red sweater on, there are scenes showing him
making dinner for his son (since evidently his wife was out of the
picture), being kind to a former player who was in a wheelchair, and
explaining to the assistant coaches the reason why he was so mean was
because he cared about his players. That excuse is weak, and so is the
movie. "Season on the Brink" fouls out. "Season on the
Brink" airs Sunday at 8 on ESPN followed by a special "Outside
The Lines - Bob Knight Beyond the Brink" at 10.
With Brian Dennehy playing Bobby Knight in "Season on the
Brink," here's who could play some other coaches and managers.
John Chaney - Bill Cosby
Larry Bowa - Joe Pesci
Larry Brown - Eeyore from "Winnie the Pooh"
Jon Gruden - Chucky from the "Child's Play" movies or
Macauley Culkin
Pat Riley - Mel Gibson
Pat Summitt - Joan Allen
Fran Dunphy - Dennis Franz
Rick Pitino - A young Al Pacino
Andy Reid - The "Brawny" paper towel guy
Phil Martelli - Peter Boyle - Frank from "Everybody Loves
Raymond."
John Calipari - Ray Romano
Lute Olsen - Dick Van Dyke
Isiah Thomas - Emmanuel Lewis
Jay Wright - George Clooney
Rollie Massimino - Danny DeVito
Bill Barber - Michael Douglas
Dawn Staley - Brandy
Seen
but not heard
WIP-AM and WCAU-TV sportscaster Howard Eskin managed
to spend two days in Clearwater, Fla., last week and not set foot in
Phillies training camp. It seems Eskin was there to play caddie for Mike
Schmidt in a golf tournament. Maybe for an encore he can be the ball boy
if Larry Bowa plays a set of tennis.
Not ready for prime time
Howard Stern spent almost a half hour Tuesday
ripping Deion Sanders' performance as co-host of "The Miss USA
Pageant" last week. Stern played clips of Sanders and mocked the
fellow CBS employee unmercifully (way to go, Howard)!
Must see TV
There will be another reason that Thursday night
will be "Must See TV" night. For the first time in league
history, the NFL will open its season on a Thursday night as San
Francisco will play the New York Giants at 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 5,
on ESPN. Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann and Suzy Kolber return as the ESPN
team.
Familiar face
Former Sixers head coach Matt Guokas will team up
with Dick Enberg as one of the broadcast pairs for the NCAA men's
basketball tournament on CBS. This is the first season doing the
tournament for Guokas.
Laura Nachman writes about television and radio sports for the Courier
Times. Write to her in care of the Courier Times, 8400 Route 13,
Levittown, PA 19057, fax 215-949-4177 or email bradyresident@aol.com.
Friday, March 8, 2002
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