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'Season on the Brink' fouls out of movie game'

"Season on the Brink" could have been subtitled "The Edge of Knight" as ESPN's first motion picture portrays former Indiana coach Bobby Knight as a cross between John Wooden and Ike Turner.

By LAURA NACHMAN
Courier Times
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"Season on the Brink" could have been subtitled "The Edge of Knight" as ESPN's first motion picture portrays former Indiana coach Bobby Knight as a cross between John Wooden and Ike Turner. Throughout the movie, Knight abuses college professors, the press, the players, referees, and, of course, chairs, but since he won lots of games, that made it OK. While watching the movie one was left to wonder if the "I" on the Indiana uniforms stood for "idiot" as it was difficult to imagine why anyone would play for this bully. The movie takes us through the 1985-86 season - all punctuated by four-letter word tirades by Knight played by Brian Dennehy. The actors who portray players Steve Alford, Delray Brooks, Daryl Thomas, Ricky Calloway and the others are unknowns, whose best acting is on the court. They do their own basketball sequences, with real announcers such as Harry Kalas and Brent Musburger recruited to call the games. Midway through the movie, it gets stuck in a practice, game, practice rut leaving one to wonder if every game will be re-enacted, but thankfully most of the season gets summarized. To make Knight seem like he isn't completely the devil with a red sweater on, there are scenes showing him making dinner for his son (since evidently his wife was out of the picture), being kind to a former player who was in a wheelchair, and explaining to the assistant coaches the reason why he was so mean was because he cared about his players. That excuse is weak, and so is the movie. "Season on the Brink" fouls out. "Season on the Brink" airs Sunday at 8 on ESPN followed by a special "Outside The Lines - Bob Knight Beyond the Brink" at 10.

With Brian Dennehy playing Bobby Knight in "Season on the Brink," here's who could play some other coaches and managers.

John Chaney -  Bill Cosby
Larry Bowa -  Joe Pesci
Larry Brown -  Eeyore from "Winnie the Pooh"
Jon Gruden -  Chucky from the "Child's Play" movies or Macauley Culkin
Pat Riley -  Mel Gibson
Pat Summitt -  Joan Allen
Fran Dunphy -  Dennis Franz
Rick Pitino -  A young Al Pacino
Andy Reid -  The "Brawny" paper towel guy
Phil Martelli -   Peter Boyle - Frank from "Everybody Loves Raymond."
John Calipari -  Ray Romano
Lute Olsen -  Dick Van Dyke
Isiah Thomas -  Emmanuel Lewis
Jay Wright -  George Clooney
Rollie Massimino -  Danny DeVito
Bill Barber -  Michael Douglas
Dawn Staley -  Brandy


Seen but not heard

WIP-AM and WCAU-TV sportscaster Howard Eskin managed to spend two days in Clearwater, Fla., last week and not set foot in Phillies training camp. It seems Eskin was there to play caddie for Mike Schmidt in a golf tournament. Maybe for an encore he can be the ball boy if Larry Bowa plays a set of tennis.

Not ready for prime time

Howard Stern spent almost a half hour Tuesday ripping Deion Sanders' performance as co-host of "The Miss USA Pageant" last week. Stern played clips of Sanders and mocked the fellow CBS employee unmercifully (way to go, Howard)!

Must see TV

There will be another reason that Thursday night will be "Must See TV" night. For the first time in league history, the NFL will open its season on a Thursday night as San Francisco will play the New York Giants at 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 5, on ESPN. Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann and Suzy Kolber return as the ESPN team.

Familiar face

Former Sixers head coach Matt Guokas will team up with Dick Enberg as one of the broadcast pairs for the NCAA men's basketball tournament on CBS. This is the first season doing the tournament for Guokas.


Laura Nachman writes about television and radio sports for the Courier Times. Write to her in care of the Courier Times, 8400 Route 13, Levittown, PA 19057, fax 215-949-4177 or email bradyresident@aol.com.

Friday, March 8, 2002